A JOHN WATERS CHRISTMAS

A John Waters Christmas brings the legendary filmmaker's singularly twisted holiday spirit to the Birchmere for one night only. In this fast-moving, all-new one-man show, Waters presents his own irreverent Christmas celebration—a radically religious revival that he calls “Father Fistmas.” The performance promises to top Santa, bottom for Krampus, and take the audience on a non-binary bobsled ride toward a batshit Bethlehem. Known for his cult films like *Pink Flamingos* and *Hairspray*, Waters delivers his trademark brand of humor that delights “bad little boys and girls and thems” while horrifying the local reindeer. The show is an outsider-elf-approved event for those who love sick comedy and find Christmas cheer in delinquent delights.

When: Tuesday, December 22, 2026, at 7:30 pm.

Showtimes: 7:30 pm, one performance only.

Tickets: $59.50 (plus fees: $75.80 through Ticketmaster, or $66.50 at the Birchmere Box Office). Tickets are also available at the Birchmere Box Office on any show night from 5–9 pm.

Lineup: John Waters (performer).

Run time: Not specified in the source.

Ages: Not specified; likely adult content given Waters' style.

Venue: The Birchmere Music Hall, 3701 Mount Vernon Avenue, Alexandria, VA 22305. Phone: 703-549-7500.

Note: Artist website: https://www.dreamlandnews.com/. The event is organized by The Birchmere.