Baltimore! Baltimore! Dinosaur! - A Rhizome LARP

Baltimore! Baltimore! Dinosaur! is a comedic live-action role-playing game by Scott Slomiany, set in a world where dinosaurs rule over an underclass of humans. Human and dinosaur delegates gather in Baltimore to debate whether humans should receive voting rights, but hidden secrets and escalating mishaps threaten to derail the meeting before it reaches a dramatic conclusion.

The game combines improvisation, theater, physical movement, crafts, and storytelling. It is open to both people who are new to LARP and experienced players.

When: Saturday, September 5, 2026

Showtimes: The event listing runs from 1:00 to 4:00 PM. The LARP itself is described as taking place from 1:00 to 3:00 PM and as a two-hour game.

Tickets: $5 suggested admission.

Venue: Rhizome DC

Game: Baltimore! Baltimore! Dinosaur!

Creator: Scott Slomiany

Premise: Human and dinosaur representatives meet in Baltimore to decide whether humans should gain voting rights. Secrets among the delegates and a series of mishaps complicate the proceedings.

Format: Live-action role-playing incorporating improvisation, theater, physical movement, crafts, and storytelling.

Ages and experience: All are welcome, including first-time participants and seasoned LARP players.