MORTIFIED DC LIVE:DOOMED VALENTINE'S SHOW

MORTIFIED DC LIVE brings its signature blend of cringe and catharsis to Black Cat for a Valentine’s Day-adjacent show themed around doomed romance. Everyday adults take the stage to read aloud their most painfully honest teenage love letters, diary entries, poems, lyrics, and locker notes — all written years ago and shared now in front of a live audience. The evening promises the awkwardness and heartbreak of first loves, first kisses, and first breakups, turned into a communal, hilarious, and sometimes touching performance. Produced by Alex Hewett and Adam Ruben, the show is seated with first-come, first-served seating.

When: Saturday, February 13, 2027.

Showtimes: Doors open at 7:00 PM; the performance begins at 8:00 PM.

Tickets: Pricing is not available from the provided information.

Lineup: Produced by Alex Hewett and Adam Ruben, with a rotating cast of everyday adults sharing their real teenage writings.

Run time: Not specified in the source material.

Ages: No age restriction is listed; check with the venue for age policy.

Venue: Black Cat, located three blocks from the U Street/Cardozo Metro station.

Note: This show is seated on a first-come, first-served basis. Public transportation is recommended, as the venue is near the Metro.